英文也有爆笑“谐音梗”！分享10个，来看看你能get到几个吧
随着脱口秀搬上银幕，谐音梗被带火了。
比如，一些脱口秀演员为了写出“新梗”，差点得了“心梗”等等。
那么，英语里有谐音梗吗？
答案是肯定的。英语母语者也喜欢用谐音和双关（pun）开玩笑，这些梗大概率比较冷，有点像爸爸们喜欢开的玩笑，他们称这种冷笑话为dad jokes。
A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.
“dad joke”是种短笑话，通常是双关语，以一句话或问答的形式出现，但不是在讲一个故事。一般来说，“爸爸笑话”是没有恶意的，一般认为是爸爸和家人们讲的。要么是在真在开玩笑，要么就是故意地制造“冷感”。
比如说美剧《摩登家庭》里的爸爸菲尔（Phil），就经常用谐音梗讲一些冷段子，他跟家人们讲的段子，真的是名副其实的“dad joke”了。
今天给大家准备了一些谐音梗式冷笑话(dad jokes)。
01 What do you call a deer with no eye?
(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)
No eye deer (No idea).
叫 无眼鹿（不知道）
02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
I will ketchup (catch up).
(我能赶上)
(ketchup 蕃茄酱)
03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—why?
—26个字母我只认识25个
—为什么？
—I don"t know Y (why)
—我不认识Y（我不知道为什么）
（Y与why同音)
04 What do you call a bee from America?
(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)
A USB (US bee).
05 How do we count cows?
(牛用什么来数)
With a Cowculator (calculator).
(用“数牛器”)
(calculator 计算器)
06 Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和热，哪个更快)
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）
07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?
（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）
Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)
08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?
(为什么不能给艾莎气球)
Because she will Let It Go.
(因为她会把气球放了)
(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)
09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
He said nothing.(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)
10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？
Mom is close, because dad is farther.妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。（Father与Farther谐音）
你猜对了几个呢？拿去考考你的小伙伴吧。
编辑：李雪晴
实习生：邓诗琪
选题参考：@Adam陈老丝
来源：中国日报双语新闻
三个搞笑的英语小故事美国人看玩都笑醉啦
Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don"t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where"s the shopping bag?”
“I haven"t got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪？”
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
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